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		<title>Old lady n doctor</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 16:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This old lady walks into the Doctor&#8217;s office and says, &#8220;Doctor, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It&#8217;s not really a social problem, because you can&#8217;t smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you.&#8221; The Doctor nods his head and says, &#8220;Take this bottle [...]
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<p>This old lady walks into the Doctor&#8217;s office and says, &#8220;<span style="font-family: verdana, arial"><span style="font-size: small">Doctor</span></span>, please help me. I have a terrible problem with farting. It&#8217;s not really a social problem, because you can&#8217;t smell it or hear it, but I must have farted 20 times since talking to you.&#8221; The Doctor nods his head and says, &#8220;Take this bottle of pills and use them all. When they are all gone in about 2 weeks, come back to see me.&#8221; The old lady comes back 2 weeks later and is angry. She says &#8220;What was in those pills? I fart just as much. You still can&#8217;t hear them, but now they smell horrible!&#8221; The Doctor again nods his head and says, &#8220;Great, that takes care of your sinus problem, now let&#8217;s work on your hearing.</p>
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		<title>No smoking please.</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Dec 2009 06:43:55 +0000</pubDate>
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